January 2010
a real boyfriend
reckless4:
fuckyeahhlove:
heartsandhopes:
Don’t care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now. I don’t care if you are a guy or a woman . Just read this, it will make a difference. If only everyone could see this and understand it. When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough Kiss her and tell her you love her When she’s quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you...
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
I love you, so much.
I hope you know that.
(This is like, on my YM, Facebook and my Twitter too =)))
Random Fact :)
silverdiamonds:
I’ve never EVER swallowed Ferrero. YES, as in FERRERO ROCHER. I put it in my mouth and I immediately spit it out. :/ Part of my new year’s resolution is to actually eat one. Hopefully I will soon, I have tooooooons of it here. =))
WHY?!?!?!?!??!???!?!!?!??!!?!? :(
rape-axe: the anti-rape condom
anotherfairytale:
helloitskristine:
what a great invention
saabmagalona:
chieri:
presidents / ache / ckmcandrew / scurvette:
“an anti-rape female condom invented by sonette ehlers, a south african woman working as a blood technician with the south african blood transfusion service, during which time she met and treated many rape victims. the device, known as ‘the rape-axe’, is a latex...
Girls aren't going to talk to you first.
thelovelybones:
x:o: It’s a girl thing. We don’t like starting the conversation because we like to feel like you want to talk to us. We like to feel like the wait was worth something. We like feeling like you’ve waited for us like we’ve waited for you. But the number one reason we hate talking first is because we hate to seem needy or clingy. That’s why we’re scared. Because to us, being needy...
School tmrw. FML
Hay. Back to sleeping early (yeah, right!) and waking up early, as well.
Back to studying, too…….ew.
Well, good night! See you guys tomorrow :)
UGH THE INTERNET IS SO SLOOOOOW
I will post Jessica Stroup pictures.
Sorry ha, she’s so pretty! </3
Hay. I hate pretty girls. Wish I was too.
